#1
Josh (on right): This scented geranium has green veins on yellow leaves. I suggest we check if the compost is waterlogged. Or perhaps it is heat-induced iron chlorosis? It has been humid lately.
Jammin (on left): My grandfather used a cane reminiscent of these hooks. He saw it fit to end the family dog’s life once it caught latin madness.
#2
Jammin: I have considered the various irony’s of existence and am convinced that embrancing socialism is the only way this generation shall survive.
Josh: Annnd hashtag Ivy….Blue….Carter. Send. I’m sorry, what’d you say Jammy?
